Vicky Pattison and Spencer Matthews SPLIT!

Sigh – another reality TV couple splits. When will the madness end?!

Yes folks, Vicky Pattison has allegedly given Spencer Matthews the elbow just a few short days after they’d jetted off on a romantic sojourn to Monaco.

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Apparently, the Geordie Shore star gave the Made In Chelsea star his marching orders after she realised she couldn’t trust him – due to his not-exactly-glowing relationship history.

Spencer – who was forced to leave ‘I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here!’ because of steroid abuse allegations – told The Sun that he’s 'gutted’ that the pair didn’t work out:

“Vicky has friend-zoned me. She sat me down at the end of Monaco and expressed her concerns that being in a full-blown relationship with me could be a little bit dangerous. My track record is not ideal.”

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You’re not wrong there, matey.

It comes just a few days after Vicky’s mum predicted that Spenny wasn’t Vicky’s 'Mr Right’.

Carol Pattison, for that is the name of Vicky’s mummy, had spoken to Heat magazine about the fledgling relationship and admitted that she wasn’t exactly in a rush to buy a hat:

“I’m not sure if he’s her Mr Right, it’s too early days to say that. Vicky told me she really likes him but I haven’t bought a hat yet. She has my approval, but she has to make her own choices in life.”

You know what they say – Mum always knows best, right?