Dave Letterman Joins Steve Martin on Stage to Roast Donald Trump With a New Top Ten List

David Letterman briefly left retirement on July 10 to join Steve Martin and Martin Short on stage during their “A Very Stupid Conversation” show in San Antonio, where he took the time to read off a top ten list made specifically for Donald Trump. To raucous cheers, Letterman, now sporting a trimmed beard, told the crowd that when he retired he was “satisfied and content” until Donald Trump decided to run for president.

Some of the points highlighted by Letterman included that Trump “weighs 240 pounds, 250 with cologne,” during sex he “calls out his own name” and “that thing on his head was the gopher in Caddyshack.” In his final jibe, he said that Trump has “pissed off so many Mexicans that he’s starring in a movie called No Amigos,” a nod to Martin and Short’s 1986 film Three Amigos. Credit: YouTube/Jeanie Engler