The Nintendo Switch was finally released just over a week ago and managed to steamroll its predecessor, the Wii U, in sales, so we'd imagine Nintendo are very happy with the outcome.
It's less good news for YouPorn, though, who announced via their totally suitable for work (no, really) blog that traffic dropped by up to 17% on the launch weekend, the lowest viewers for a month.
The company blames the drop on the lack of a Switch web browser, but states that searches for Nintendo themed videos (ahem) rose exponentially. Swings and roundabouts, we guess.
Lots of people, inspired by what a cracking game The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is, decided to search for 'Link' or 'Zelda' to help crack one out, while searches for 'Mario' and, errr, 'Bowser' increased too.
And if you're pondering to yourself what Nintendo-themed porn might look like, it's probably something like this but with more real people and less clothes.
So there you have it, the Nintendo Switch: officially more gripping than masturbation.
In our review of the system, we really enjoyed the Nintendo Switch, calling it "quick and quirky and cool, all the things you want from a new plaything".
"It is an alluring device, for sure," we summed up, "with one amazing game and a whole heap of potential and goodwill, but as ever with a launch-day games console, you're taking a punt on the future."
Meanwhile, if you're having trouble getting the console to recognise your Joy-con waggling, then Nintendo released a guide for that (the sync issues, not how to waggle).
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