My Lungs Are Physically Sore From Laughing So Hard At These 16 Hysterical Black Tweets People Posted From The Past Week
It's no secret that 98% of the internet's humor comes from Black Twitter. I've been cracking up at my timeline recently, so here are some of the funniest Black tweets from the past week:
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Ain’t get my dad no gift for Father’s Day. Just hit him with one of these before I left the crib for work pic.twitter.com/0vA1ZlBWUp
— good yute. (@SkyHighEph) June 16, 2024
@SkyHighEph
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Older black lady asked me how I’ve been losing weight and if I’m taking “Olympics.” pic.twitter.com/YEnH02qZW9
— MS. PARKER (@MafiosoRo) June 14, 2024
Hulu / @MafiosoRo
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My dad just sent 10 photos of himself to the group chat in response to us saying happy Father’s Day. Having a Lightskin father is hard smh
— bria celest (@55mmbae) June 16, 2024
@55mmbae
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getting our biggest booth ready https://t.co/AjlIp6WJIt
— Chili's Grill & Bar (@Chilis) June 10, 2024
@Chilis
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so my car got broken into & they broke not 1 but 3 windows & then left a business card to an auto glass repair shop pic.twitter.com/urzHr1i6lt
— davey (@daveybad) June 16, 2024
Hulu / @daveybad
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just got my ceiling fan installed, no more being hot 😭😩🙌🏾 pic.twitter.com/nflVlcVSQP
— 𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐘☆𝐍 (@blackhautte) June 10, 2024
@blackhautte
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I ordered some groceries, they delivered to the address next door she took them in her house. I went to get them she had put them in the kitchen gone say I thought they was a gift, bitch don’t play with me I’m not in the mood.
— Marie (@marriie___) June 13, 2024
@marriie___
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i done went on 6 bad boys dates🤦🏽♀️🤣 i made a mistake n said this da best part he talm bout “how u know” 😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂
— 💓 Nicole Nicole 💓 (@niicole__nicole) June 15, 2024
@niicole__nicole
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😭😭😂😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/mEvdRr8dyM pic.twitter.com/cr8oHCxTzI
— King Of The Fuckery🤴🏿 (@Di_Sea_Splitter) June 14, 2024
@Di_Sea_Splitter
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DW’s full name was Dora Winifred Read. That’s a Black girl named after her granny if I ever saw one https://t.co/HQtKNqlCzD
— David. (@daviddupreejr) June 12, 2024
PBS / @daviddupreejr
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My son just asked me if I have any kids, so I said “yes I carried you, you’re my kid” he goes “oh I was thinking u never had any kids” like??😭😭😭 u thought I was just taking care of you FOR FUN?
— 🇯🇲🇯🇲 (@yurfaveone) June 13, 2024
@yurfaveone
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I be so quick with it too 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/stHnuNmloM
— CurtiMagurtti (@__Curtdoggg) June 15, 2024
@Curtdoggg / @DejonJordan
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That episode of The Proud Family where Suga Mama made those snack bars & everybody wanted to know the secret ingredient. She’d say “I put my foot in it”. & The whole time that old heffa really put her foot in that food. Lmao. 😭
— Bella Goth 🇵🇸 (@WickedNFine) June 12, 2024
@WickedNFine
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Yella cake with chocolate icing. A staple. A classic. Legendary. https://t.co/WaoFQ0r2dd
— SHADY PINES (@G_woods90) June 16, 2024
@G_woods90
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✌🏽✌🏽✌🏽pic.twitter.com/RSeWDj8jNi https://t.co/j8560Dd7LN
— k a r y. (@itsKARY_) June 13, 2024
Columbia Records /@itsKARY_
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