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27 Funniest Lines By Kristen Wiig

Jason Wiese

1 July 2024 at 4:30 pm

These quotes have us "Wiig-ging" out.

"I Learn Something Every Day At Target. Yesterday, I Learned That Coca-Cola Is Dark Brown" - SNL (as Target Lady)

"I Got Shot In Nicaragua!" - MacGruber

"Someone Threw A Box Of Dictionaries Out Of A Four-Story Window, Crushing Everything Below My Waist... So, I Think I Know A Little Something About People Throwing Words Around" - SNL

"It's Just, It's The First Time I've Ever Seen You Look Ugly And That Makes Me Kind Of Happy" - Bridesmaids

"James Bond May Go By 007, But I Give This Film a Double ‘Oh, Brother!’” - SNL

"Ohhhh Myyy Goddddddd!" - SNL

"He Looked Like Jesus... He Was Wearing Sandals" - SNL

"Oh, How Romantic! What Woman Gives Another Woman A Trip To Paris?" - Bridesmaids

"... Just Kidding..." - SNL

"I Do Believe In You. I Just Know You're Gonna Fail" - Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story

"Are You An Appliance?" - Bridesmaids

"And I Burnt My Arm In The Oven. It Hurts Pretty Bad, But I Didn't Even Scream, 'Cause I Keep The Pain Inside Of Me" - SNL

“I Apologize For Screaming At The Top Of My Lungs” - Barb And Star Go To Vista Del Mar

"I've Already Been Working On My Accent. Wallaby. Didgeridoo. Hugh Jackman" - Despicable Me 2

"Have Fun Having A Baby At Your Prom" - Bridesmaids

"At This Time Of Dayee? It's Gonna Be Jahmed" - SNL

"I'm Hoping For Some Mauling. Like, On My Shoulder Or Lower Back" - How To Train Your Dragon

"Can't Say The Pledge Of Allegiance Or I'll Burn My Hand, So I Guess My Heart's A Little Warmer Than Yours" - SNL

"Haven't You Ever Wondered If The Real Ocean Sounds Like Our Noise Machine?" - Barb And Star Go To Vista Del Mar

"Instead Of Using Paper Money, I Think We Should Pay For Things With Clouds" - SNL

"It's A Good Tub. I Slept In There On My 30th Birthday, Remember?” - Bridesmaids

"Hey, That Pollo Is Loco" - Despicable Me 2

"Okay, Were Britney Spears And Christina Aguilera The Same Person?" - Girl Most Likely

"He Looked Like A Rabbit" - SNL

"God, You're Noteworthy!" - The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty

"If Your Man Likes Chicken, He Might Like Chicken Man" - SNL

"No One Can Get Anywhere In Three Seconds. You're Setting Me Up For A Loss Already" - Bridesmaids

These quotes have us "Wiig-ging" out.

When you think of Kristen Wiig’s funniest moments, either from her days as a Saturday Night Live cast member or from her movies, it might not be what she says that makes you laugh, but how she says it or the expression she makes as she speaks. Regardless of what it is that makes the following Kristen Wiig quotes so memorable, we certainly found them hilarious.

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Kristen Wiig can turn any movie or SNL line into comedy gold.