25 Issues You Might Have If You're A Kid In A '90s Movie

Mike Reyes

29 June 2024 at 0:30 pm

Some of these pitfalls and perils are far from rad, my dudes.

If There Are Witches Around, They May Try To Eat You

Sports Will Bond You To Some Of Your Best Friends

Greedy Grownups Are The Ultimate Villains

If You're Without Adult Supervision For Too Long, Chaos Will Undoubtedly Ensue

If You Try To Tell Your Parents What's Going On, They Won't Get The Message Or They Won't Believe You

You'll Probably Realize The Adults Are Going Throuhg Their Own Stuff Too

If Robin Williams Is Around, Things Could Get Out Of Hand Quickly

Sometimes Your Protector Is a Person You Least Expect

When The Adults Fail To Take Down The Bad Guy, You Will Just Have To Do It Yourself

Martial Art Skills Will Prove To Be Extremely Useful

Magic Could Get You Into, And Possibly Out Of, Messes

Those Niche Hobbies Of Yours Are Just Waiting To Pay Off

Animal Conservation Is A Dangerous Cause

Awkward Family Road Trips Can Be Quite The Bonding Experience

There’s That One Kid Who Always Has To Be Trouble

Your Teen Years Might Come With Some Magical Powers

Your Parents’ Past Might Include Enemies Who Try To Kidnap/Harm You

If You’re Not Careful, You Might Become A Part Of A Major Financial Crime

Some of these pitfalls and perils are far from rad, my dudes.

Childhood is pretty hard in the real world, but in the realm of ‘90s movies it seems like a bunch of unique scenarios could crop up. From the mundane to the far flung, if you’re a '90s movie kid, these are some of the scenarios you’re more than likely going to have to face. So grab a juice box, and prepare accordingly through the contents of this list.

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'90s movies can be quite complicated, especially if you're a kid character!

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