Calvin Harris Thinks It's 'F*cking Laughable' That Taylor Swift Has Met Tom Hiddleston's Parents

Less than three weeks after splitting from her boyfriend of seventeen-months, Calvin Harris, Taylor Swift embarked on a seriously high-profile showmance with British actor Tom Hiddleston.

We mean, we’re not saying that the paparazzi aren’t always strolling along isolated beaches, but those first snaps did seem pretty convenient.

Swiddleston then took a turn for the nauseating when after just nine days of dating Taylor was bumbling along the British countryside with Tom’s mother, a move that her ex Calvin has now reportedly dubbed “f*cking laughable”.

According to TMZ, Calvin has been left understandably “bewildered and astonished” to see just how fast the new ‘couple’ are moving, with Tom having already met Taylor’s parents Andrea and Scott before they left for England.

The revelation comes after Calvin seemingly took to Instagram to say that his ex “controlled the media”, with it also being reported that Taylor has put the Scottish DJ off dating famous women.

Well, we can’t say that we’re entirely surprised.

An insider told TMZ that Calv is bitter after being “dumped because Taylor found a shiny new object to play with”, he also finds famous women “narcissistic” and he is now, apparently, on the lookout for a “sexy Latina woman” to move on with.

We guess that he has also been put off blondes for good, eh?