Eek, Calvin Harris is not happy this morning and, if we’re being entirely honest, we can’t really blame him with the Scottish-born star threatening to sue after accusations of Taylor Swift dumping him after he received a ‘happy ending’ in a massage parlour hit the headlines.
We mean, who in their right mind would make up such a ridic rumour?
The understandably fuming Calvin took to his Twitter account in the early hours of the morning to lash out at those who had ran the story, writing: “It’s not going to be a ‘happy ending’ for everyone I sue for defamation of character for all these bullsh*t stories bye bye”.
You tell ‘em, babes - we love it when you’re sassy.
Although the ‘happy ending’ part of these rumours are obviously not true, there has been speculation about the wellbeing of Calvin and Tay’s relationship for a couple of weeks now - with sources claiming that the two are simply growing apart because they want different things.
Taylor is said to be a little bit peeved about Calv’s party lifestyle, whereas Calvin is apparently annoyed that the 25-year-old’s famous ‘squad’ are always around - even when they are trying to have some alone time.
As if that wasn’t enough, both of the stars feel as though their highly-publicized romance moved way too fast, with sources telling Grazia magazine: “The relationship went from 0-60 in a matter of weeks, so it was perhaps inevitable that things might come crashing down.
“Talk of them marrying freaked them both out, neither is ready and suddenly having all this speculation took its toll. Calvin has found the circus surrounding their relationship overwhelming.
“It was incredibly intense so they’ve taken a step back and are cooling things off.”
Whatever’s going on, one thing that we know for sure is that you should NEVER cross Calvin Harris.