CBB's Kim literally just compared herself to Jesus!

From Digital Spy

Walking meme Kim Woodburn was determined to make peace with those "chicken-livered shits" she's living with on Celebrity Big Brother - so why'd she literally end up comparing herself to Jesus Christ?

All hell broke loose in the Big Brother house on Wednesday (January 19) when security stormed the house to prevent Kim's vicious row with Jamie O'Hara and Nicola McLean from getting physical.

Big Brother event went so far as to keep Kim away from the house for the rest of the night, but in Thursday's episode (January 19) we saw her preparing to re-enter the house hours after her explosion.

"The conspiracy in here against me, I think I've cracked it," Kim told Big Brother in the Diary Room. "Nicole in a word, she's got them under a spell, dear.

"She says jump and they say how high! She's painting a picture of me that doesn't exist. I've got a battle on here. That's all I can say, my love. It's not fair. It's awful. But life's not fair, and I'm getting through it. I think I'm walking back into a hornet's nest but one can be hopeful!"

At that same time, Nicola was struggling to make sense of all of the Kim drama in a private chat with Stacy Francis in the toilet.

"If I'm near losing it, I want you to bring me back cos I'll go. I see like red and I f**king go," Nicola.

Kim's return to the house started off fairly routine as she shared a "good morning" with Jessica Cunningham, and chatted with James Cosmo about why she's so "protective" of herself.

"I don't want to shout at people but I've received despicable, vile treatment from people in here, and I shall never forgive them," she argued.

One questions why she then decided to pull Nicola aside for a private pow-wow later in the day. If she really was trying to make peace, her tactics were truly ill-devised.

"I'm one of these people if I see something that annoys me I'm going to say it… I've come in here to be myself," Kim explained. "I don't want to be a phony… I can truly tell you that I came in here hoping that I wouldn't have to argue."

With days of verbal abuse now mounting up, Nicola was just not having it: "You came into argue… Just don't talk to me, you're so deluded! Listen to people talk!"

"I have come to you in this room quietly… I haven't talked at you," Kim tried to explain.

When a flustered Nicola asked how "everyone else be wrong and you be right", Kim delivered this gem: "They crucified Jesus Christ!"

"That is insane," an incredulous Nicola fired back. Yeah, it definitely is...

Looking on was the Lord Commander himself James Cosmo, who basically summed that moment of insanity: "She's like a dog with a bone!"

All of this was made even more ridiculous since the stars were all dressed as superheroes for the shopping task - and yet, it seems fitting too doesn't it?

Celebrity Big Brother continues with a live eviction special on Friday (January 20) at 9pm on Channel 5.

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