Eurovision 2024: Who is Finland's Windows 95 Man and what are the lyrics to No Rules?

Windows95man performing No Rules! for Finland at the First Semi-Final at Malmö Arena
Windows95man performing No Rules! for Finland -Credit:EBU


As the Eurovision Song Contest gets underway there are usually some questions about who the performers are and what are the lyrics to their songs. Finland's entry for 2024 is no different as Windows95Man begs that same old question - who, why and what?

UK contestant Olly Alexander, who is the lead singer of pop band Years And Years, is hoping to impress in the final with his song Dizzy featuring an upside-down dressing room staging and cameras rotating to create a spinning feel - but, he doesn't have a giant denim egg, does he? Want less ads? Download WalesOnline’s Premium app on Apple or Android

But what about denim shorts-clad Windows95Man and their pals, which include that giant denim egg - who the heck are they?

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Who is Windows95Man?

Windows95man aka Teemu Keisteri is a well-known entertainer, dancer and sought-after model, widely appreciated in Finland and throughout the world.

A bit shy during the daytime, but when he puts on his uniform - the infamous defunct operating system t-shirt and denim hotpants combo - he transforms into a superman (so says his Eurovision bio).

His DJ sets, consisting of ‘90s Eurodance and techno hits, have been combined with such intense live performances that audiences have regularly been left breathless (again, so says his Euro bio).

The national final performance of No Rules! combined Windows95man’s attitude, Henri Piispanen’s unbelievable vocals, and a mythical denim egg, which lead the duo to an unexpected but indisputable victory in Finland.

Lyrics of No Rules

Welcome. My name is Windows... Windows95man
And I only live by one rule, and the rule is... NO RULES!

(No rules...)
Silence, I say
This is my time - my stage
Call me what you may, see if I care
See me slay!

Is there something wrong with the way I look?
Is there something wrong with who I am?

If I’m not alright
Tell me why do I
Feel so beautiful tonight
NO RULES!

It’s how I live
How I find the wind beneath my wings
It’s how I learn to fly
NO RULES!

In the heat of the night
In the thrill of the fight
I don’t even care what’s wrong or right
It’s how I live my life
NO RULES!

Quiet as I speak
I am the king - I am the queen
And you all gonna be free
Forget the rules and scream!

Is there something wrong with the way I look?
Is there something wrong with who I am?

If I’m not alright
Tell me why do I
Feel so beautiful tonight
NO RULES!

It’s how I live
How I find the wind beneath my wings
It’s how I learn to fly
NO RULES!

In the heat of the night
In the thrill of the fight
I don’t even care what’s wrong or right
It’s how I live my life
NO RULES!

It’s how I live
How I find the wind beneath my wings
It’s how I learn to fly
(Make some noise, let’s go!)

In the heat of the night
In the thrill of the fight
I don’t even care what’s wrong or right
It’s how I live my life
NO RULES!

It’s how I live
How I find the wind beneath my wings
It’s how I learn to fly
(Come on!)
NO RULES!

In the heat of the night
In the thrill of the fight
I don’t even care what’s wrong or right
It’s how I live my life
NO RULES!