Issues You Might Face If You Are In A Haunted House Movie

Jason Wiese

4 July 2024 at 0:00 pm

The Basement Is The Last Place You Want To Be

The Entity Might Try To Seduce Someone In The House

Your Partner Could Start Acting Out Of Character

The Entity Could Invite You Into Its Memories

Research May Show Some Real Stuff Went Down In Your House

You'll Never Be Able To Trust Realtors Again

Your Neighbors Might Wait A Little Too Long To Give You A Warning

Even Paranormal Experts Might Be Spooked By Your Situation

The Paranormal Experts May Go Above And Beyond Explaining Hauntings To You

Even A Priest Might Not Not Be Able To Save You

Someone Could Recommend Holding A Seance/Ouija Board

The Seance/Ouija Board Will Probably Just Make Things Worse

The Entity Might Actually Be Attached To You

The Entity Might Actually Be Trying To Warn You About Something

The House Might Not Actually Be Haunted, But Alive

If You Put A Lot Of Money Into The House, Moving Is A No

It Could Be Physically Impossible To Leave

Have you tried leaving yet?

Have you recently moved into a new house and it already feels like there is something off about the place? Do you often hear creeks and bumps in the middle of the night or pieces of furniture in places they were not before? Do you see dead people?

Well, if you can relate to any of that, it sounds like you might exist in a haunted house movie, but that is no reason to panic just yet. Those kinds of classic horror films actually have the highest survival rate when compared to other spooky subgenres, especially if you can prepare yourself by studying the following scenarios that are likely to happen when you share a living space with the non-living.

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Perhaps this guide to haunted house movie cliches can help with your spooky situation.

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