King Charles’ Very Red Portrait Has Inspired Some Bloody Funny Jokes
Call it a period piece.
On Tuesday, King Charles III unveiled the first portrait of the monarch completed since he assumed the throne, and it’s very, very red — and bloody hilarious.
The vast oil on canvas was painted by artist Jonathan Yeo and depicts the king in the bright red uniform of the Welsh Guards that bleeds into a similar hue in the background. Charles got his first look at the portrait Tuesday at Buckingham Palace, and seemed a bit spooked when he first laid eyes on it.
King Charles reaction is all of us 😩💀 pic.twitter.com/C8lGTVT91m
— DEE 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 (@duchessofpoms) May 14, 2024
But can you blame him? The painting looks demonic enough that if you stare at it and chant “sausage fingers” three times, the portrait will pelt you with seven soft-boiled eggs.
Funny enough, Charles’ wife, Queen Camilla, reportedly looked at the painting and told Yeo, “Yes, you’ve got him,” the BBC reports.
Social media users on X, formerly Twitter, thought that the painting captured Charles’ essence as well — in a variety of ways. But some felt the painting resembled other things, from food to fictional villains. And a few people couldn’t help but make a reference to Tampongate.
To read all the funny things people had to say, just scroll down, and, uh, pip pip cheerio, chaps.
Younger audience members react to the unveiling of the new portrait of King Charles... pic.twitter.com/JgKGzz55zo
— Michael🌱 Ⓥ #FBPE.🇺🇦 (@changed_gear) May 14, 2024
Fixed it pic.twitter.com/obLGilTdj5
— TheÐogeGlory (@GloryDoge) May 15, 2024
I know damned well I'm not the only one that thinks King Charles' portrait is giving off Vigo the Carpathian vibes pic.twitter.com/XtMS13X8bU
— Michel Mulipola (@bloodysamoan) May 15, 2024
I don’t care what you say, this new portrait of King Charles is awesome pic.twitter.com/LD4YKz8eDB
— Casey Stegman (@cstegman) May 15, 2024
They Han Solo'd King Charles! pic.twitter.com/heEEgVeHfh
— Shane Morgan (@MrShaneMorgan) May 14, 2024
"The Royal family is under intense scrutiny right now try to make him look relatable, noble, and not like an otherworldy demon please"
The artist: "ok" pic.twitter.com/QH00STNZPh— Edgar Friendly ⬛️🟨 (@RealEdFriendly) May 14, 2024
Some of Joaquin Phoenix’s best work pic.twitter.com/5WO9vIEIsM
— Joel Ellenwood (@_InfiniteZeal) May 15, 2024
King Charles official portrait released today. WtH were they thinking. It looks like Bram Stokers Dracula. pic.twitter.com/AbkAnCltXS
— 🌹Rosarian NikitaMarie (@RetiredNikitaM) May 14, 2024
King Charles new portrait rings a bell... pic.twitter.com/mBImFbdtRi
— Lucie Fur (@Lucie_Fur99) May 14, 2024
Got the King Charles Deep Dish 👑🍕 pic.twitter.com/WH0QrgJICT
— 𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 🎾💦 (@EmmaTolkin) May 15, 2024
It’s a little on the nose to paint your portrait with the blood of all those you colonized. https://t.co/qpnqKSQ3vR
— Lauren Walsh 🌱 Taking a Long Rest (@LaurenWalshArt) May 15, 2024
Actually think this is a fucking brilliant portrait. And an amazing likeness of him. I feel like I can see his dad and even his uncle in there a little bit.
It's just funny that it's also quite obviously the cursed painting containing the souls of a million dead. https://t.co/AzqhOvQbeF— Matt Colville? (@mattcolville) May 15, 2024
Awww he went for a portrait that depicts him being the tampon he so badly wanted to be for Camilla. 🩸 https://t.co/u2KgDWnfbd
— Kelechi (@kelechnekoff) May 14, 2024
When I accomplish one task while on my period pic.twitter.com/nuibhIfyZ4
— Betches News (@Betches_Sup) May 14, 2024
He wished to be a tampon. Our man became a maxi-pad. Dream big! https://t.co/BAdQtCs7nb
— Elsa Williams (@williamspidge) May 14, 2024
Wanted: painter for official portrait of His Majesty King Charles. Must have prior portrait experience, ability to make painting a portal into the nether realm and a conduit for millennia old evil non essential but desirable. pic.twitter.com/Muv7Yxh617
— Dr Philip Lee (@drphiliplee1) May 14, 2024
Was hoping it was going to be Mr Beans version of Whistler’s Mother! 😂 pic.twitter.com/BQq97BWyTx
— Discovery✨ (@SquareM89) May 15, 2024
king charles portrait looks like rhubarb pie filling. pic.twitter.com/qpKUqg5ULN
— .:RiotGrlErin:. (@RiotGrlErin) May 15, 2024