Isn't it good to have lives full of glorious Made in Chelsea sunshine, brunches at the Bluebird and arched eyebrows – at least for an hour every week?
While we could only dream of owning a Range Rover and heading to a country house for the weekend, it's all in a day's work for the Chelsea-ites. But which one of them is the poshest? Using a very scientific formula based on accent, inheritance, name and innate poshness, we tried to figure it out while watching the latest series:
32. Melissa Tattam
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