Man Sues For The Right To Marry His Computer After Becoming Addicted To Porn

A man who claims his addiction to pornography left him sexually obsessed with machines has sued for the right to marry his computer.

Chris Sevier is suing Utah County Clerk Bryan Thompson after he was refused a marriage licence for himself and an inanimate object.

‘Nothing surprises me anymore,’ Thompson told local media.

Sevier says, ‘I was exposed to pornography on a filterless devices due to the lack of enforcement of obscenity laws over the Tech Enterprise.

‘I became classically conditioned to prefer sex with an inanimate object as a result and now want to marry an inanimate object that is gender neutral.

Sevier has attempted to marry his computer in several states, and his lawsuit refers to the U.S. government’s recent decision on gay marriage.

The lawsuit says, ‘The Plaintiff demands that the Court issue injunctions that either makes the state only recognize man-woman marriages, or alternatively, allows all individuals to marry anything and everything they want in step with a Constitutional morality that allows for uniform application.’