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Problems You Might Face If You Exist In A Slasher Movie

Jason Wiese

30 June 2024 at 11:30 am

"There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie..."

Your Group May Consist Of Two Couples And One Or Two Single Friends

Local Citizens Will Hate You

One Local Will Warn You Are Doomed

You Might Receive A Threatening Or Foreboding Phone Call

Your Phone Won't Work Exactly When You Need It To

If You Are In A House/Cabin, You May Suddenly Lose Electricity

The Killer Will Likely Strike In An Isolated Area

A Person Who Promises They'll Be Right Back Will Not Return

A Rainstorm Could Break Out Randomly

You Could Have To Fight Off More Than One Killer

The Killer Might Work On Holidays

Sometimes The Killer Does Not Say Anything

The Killer Can Seemingly, Instantly Transport Themselves Between Places

You Could Be Related To The Killer

The Killer Could Be Seeking Revenge Against You

The Killer Has Serious Mommy Issues

Authority Figures Won't Believe You Are In Danger

You Could Encounter The Killer's Own Archenemy

You Will Try To Hide When You Should Be Running

Your Vehicle Will Not Work Exactly When You Need It To

You Could Survive To The End If You Are A Woman

"There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie..."

Do you feel like you’re being watched? Does gruesome death follow you everywhere? Do you have a masked stalker? If you answered “Yes” to any of these questions, there is a good chance you are in a slasher movie.

This is a pretty unfavorable situation, but, luckily, most of the horror movies under this subgenre are unified by similar plot details and story beats. Here are some of the things you might expect to happen if you exist in a slasher movie...

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If you find yourself trapped in a slasher movie, reference this guide of common "what if's."

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