Yahoo News Quotes of the Week: 9-1-1, Pump Rules, Grey’s, Sistas, The View and More
End of the weekend already? Unfortunately, yes — but perhaps our latest Quotes of the Week compilation can ward off those Sunday Scaries.
In the list below, we’ve gathered more than a dozen of TV’s most memorable sound bites from the past seven days, including moments both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.
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This time around, we’ve got bon mots and zingers from The Veil, Below Deck, 9-1-1, Grey’s Anatomy, Hacks, Station 19 and Vanderpump Rules, plus a colorful reaction from Jimmy Kimmel after Donald Trump’s conviction on Thursday.
Also featured in this week’s roundup: Sistas, The View, Beat Shazam, Summer House, Doctor Who and The Real Housewives of New Jersey.
Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves! (With contributions from Nick Caruso, Charlie Mason, Matt Webb Mitovich, Kimberly Roots and Andy Swift)
GREY’S ANATOMY
“By the way, my parents are in town. I’d love for you to meet them. [Beat] Kidding — and worth it.”
Monica (Natalie Morales) gives Winston (Anthony Hill) a moment of panic the morning after their hookup
THE VEIL
“F—k this. Your city sucks. Your intelligence services are 20 years out of date. I like your food.”
Max (Josh Charles) leaves Paris in the same manner he arrived: full of contempt and backhanded compliments
JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE!
“Poor Donald Trump, seven weeks of sleep-farting all down the drain. All for nothing.”
Well, maybe not all for nothing — we got a solid Jimmy Kimmel monologue out of it!
SISTAS
“The only thing I’m guilty of is being fine as hell.”
Yes, Gary (Chido Nwokocha), but don’t forget murder — you’re also guilty of murder
THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY
“Because this was a dog party, I didn’t want Margaret to hear about it and be offended that I didn’t invite her.”
“What dog was Joe Benigno going to bring? Margaret, or his real dog?”
[Deafening silence]
Leave it to Teresa to go below the belt!
9-1-1
“Maybe we both have daddy issues.”
“I don’t.”
“But you think I do?”
“God, I hope so.”
This may not have been the best moment for a daddy issues joke, but at least it shows how comfortable Buck (Oliver Stark) and Tommy (Lou Ferrigno Jr.) are in their new relationship
THE VIEW
“I was at Costco buying 10 boxes of Keurig coffee. My watch started to buzz, and I got so excited, I started leaking a little bit.”
Joy Behar recalls the moment she learned that Donald Trump had been found guilty on 34 felony charges
GORDON RAMSAY’S FOOD STARS
“I don’t know how to use American cheese.”
Tyler is 100% stumped by individually wrapped cheese slices
VANDERPUMP RULES
“Lala said that harboring the resentment toward your ex is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.”
[Under his breath] “Damn. That’s some Shakespeare right there.”
James couldn’t help but interrupt a sensitive conversation to give Lala the props she deserves
HACKS
“You think you’re only lonely when you have to open a bottle of champagne? Bulls–t. You’re lonely all the f–king time. You’re gonna die that way too.”
Deborah (Jean Smart) really should’ve thought twice before going back on a promise she made to Ava (Hannah Einbinder)
STATION 19
“This thing is definitely following us, right?”
“It’s like Jaws 4.”
“‘This time it’s personal.’”
Dom (Johnny Sibilly), Travis (Jay Hayden) and Vic (Barrett Doss) find the perfect pop-culture reference to describe the wildfire that’s chasing them
BEAT SHAZAM
“What would you do with that kind of money?”
“So, I was adopted—”
“So was I. Seven months.”
“I was four months. I came over from Korea.”
“Oh nice, I came over from Korea too.”
“Aww, look at us!”
“No, I’m kidding.”
Jamie Foxx bonds a bit too much with a player
BELOW DECK
“If you would’ve been my stew, I would’ve let you go. You had a bad attitude, but now you adapted!”
Did Xandi know she was about to set off one of the most dramatic exits in Below Deck history with this one?
DOCTOR WHO
“You’re amazing, Lindy. I swear to the sky, you’re doing really, really well.”
“Condescending much?”
The Doctor (Ncuti Gatwa) teaches Lindy (Callie Cooke) how to walk without “arrows”
DOCTOR WHO (Bonus Quote!)
“I’ve studied passcodes, so I kinda know how they work.”
“Clever as well….”
“[Ruby, nudging the Doctor to stay focused] OK, Heartstopper!”
Ricky September (Tom Rhys Harries) gets the Doctor’s (Ncuti Gatwa) hearts throbbing
SUMMER HOUSE
“He did you a favor. He did you a favor! Let him go. Let him go! In a year you could be married with a baby with the love of your life. Let him go so that someone can come in. You said, ‘I’ll stay in it. I’ll work on this with you. I’ll marry you and this is my life,’ and you had accepted that as your life. You deserve way more happiness than that.”
Well said, Paige!
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