This Teddy Bear Will Sing At You For HOURS Unless You Destroy It

If you want to annoy your friends (who doesn’t?) then this teddy bear is guaranteed to make their life a misery.

You see, the Annoying Teddy Bear is its actual name and it is annoying for one simple reason - it sings Happy Birthday at you for a VERY long time.

In a high-pitched voice.

The only way to stop it singing is to wait for the battery to run out or basically destroy it completely.

And let’s be honest - who could ever destroy such a cute and cuddly toy? Have you not seen Toy Story 3?

So you’re back to the first option of letting the battery run out - however a video made by the creators of the bear shows that it will take three-and-a-half HOURS before that happens.

The bear is the subject of a Kickstarter campaign by Cornelius Malcolm Wilson and his eight-year-old daughter Mikayla, who want to make a whooping 50,000 of them.

Revealing the reasoning behind the project, Cornelius said: “We love to play jokes on people and thought what an awesome idea it would be to ship a musical teddy bear to someone that would not stop singing.”

He added: “We spent more than two years crafting the perfect annoying teddy bear that would p*** off someone you dislike or like.

“We performed a quality control test with over two dozen people to help us reach the perfect annoyance level.”

There is actually a safe mode where the bear doesn’t sing on repeat - but once you remove that safety tab, all hell will break loose.

Sleep-deprived parents may be ordering a few to take revenge on their little ones…

Pic: Kickstarter

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