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    Phony ‘restaurant manager’ makes himself a cheeseburger and gets arrested

    The incident took place at Denny's diner. Photo: APA man who pretended to be a restaurant manager to make himself a cheeseburger and fries at an outlet of Denny’s has been arrested.

    James B Summers literally cooked up a huge lie by telling restaurant staff in a Wisconsin branch of the popular burger chain that he had just been appointed as their new manager.

    While the hungry 52-year-old prepared his meal, an already suspicious worker tried to contact senior management.

    A police report read: “While on the phone, she waved off kitchen staff as they rapped on her door, trying to get her attention. She was not to be interrupted while talking with corporate.

    “What cook staff wanted her to know was that the new 'GM' (general manager) was in the process of cooking himself up a cheeseburger and fries, and that he had gotten himself a soda.”



    On discovering that her strange new colleague was a fraud, she called the police. But the phony manager, who was feasting on his food, protested his innocence.

    After officers arrived on the scene, they confronted the man and found a stun gun on his belt beneath his trench coat and suit jacket, along with what appeared to be two crack pipes.


    The report added: “He was cooperative with the officer, but as he was about to be led from the restaurant, he yelled out to those eating: ‘This is why you don’t dine and dash kiddies’.”

    Madison police arrested the local man on charges of fraud, possession of an electric weapon, disorderly conduct and possession of drug paraphernalia.



    Unfortunately for Mr Summers, he had only eaten three quarters of his food before he was eventually exposed, according to police.

     
    • Achmed The Dead Terrorist  •  3 months ago
      Hamburglar faces prison food,i bet he doesn't Relish that!
      • JAMES 3 months ago
        Saucey !
      • Ralph 3 months ago
        I need to ketchup on these jokes... fail...

        Epic Achmed!
      • AlexPMgr8 3 months ago
        Class !!!! love the wise cracks !!
    • norfolk-n -good  •  3 months ago
      Anybody who has got the bottle to pull off this fraud should have been allowed to finish the cheeseburger lol
      • Judge Dredd 3 months ago
        ... he made one major mistake (other than being caught) he should have walked in with a faked identification and said he was from the Department of Food Standards and politely requested to be served a standard meal, which he would then ''take away for examination'' ... and quickly vanish before anyone thought to call their headquarters to check on the validity of their employee.

        TIP: Wannabee meatheads, all persons entering fast food outlets are filmed for the purposes of crime reducement. Don't try this - you WILL be identified and caught.
      • kez 3 months ago
        Thats why i'll wear a fake moustache and adopt a mincing gait when I do it
      • KAREN 3 months ago
        I concur
    • Tori Spelling Police  •  Tunbridge Wells, England  •  3 months ago
      I'm disgusted. This shows yet again it's one rule for people impersonating restaurant managers, and another rule for the rest of us.
      • Judge Dredd 3 months ago
        ... keep the flags of dissent flying, citizen. And remember, if you are caught behind the counter of a fast food outlet helping yourself, grinning like an idiot and claiming the pixies made you do it, while stuffing your face is grounds for diminished responsibility and possibly a lesser charge.
      • Flying officer kite 3 months ago
        If that doesn't work (Dredd) there's always the European Courts
      • frank 3 months ago
        good for you dredd if only you where there you would crack the #$%$ head wide open say i am the law a through the #$%$ in jail for twenty years.. thumbs up mate.
    • Booboo  •  3 months ago
      after I saw "what appeared to be two crack pipes" I could not help laughing
      • Jen 3 months ago
        Me too. And I've got a nice cat called Boboo!
      • Andy 3 months ago
        It must of been where he stood..that cracked the pipes.
      • Micky 3 months ago
        ya cant beat a pair of #$%$
    • John L  •  Madrid, Spain  •  3 months ago
      Why was he carrying two cracked pipes? Was he a plumber?
    • Monkey  •  Cork, Ireland  •  3 months ago
      im going to pretend to be a brothel manager, hmmmmmm : )
      • Ed 3 months ago
        no cheeseburgers there mate
      • JACK LLEWELYN 3 months ago
        Some pictures just shouldn't be painted...............
      • SteveC 3 months ago
        Why? Are you not getting any?
    • Micky  •  Sheffield, England  •  3 months ago
      ya cant beat their pancakes with maple syrup
    • CYMRU AM BYTH  •  3 months ago
      what is it with crackheads and cheeseburgers?
    • JOHN M  •  3 months ago
      Silly burger ,at least he had the sense to eat the evidence,police hate it when felons point a bun at them,he,s bound to get some porridge for this unless the jury save his bacon.
    • Sarah  •  Brighton, England  •  3 months ago
      lol..they only nicked him cos he outshone the staff by makin a decent cheeseburger
    • Ken Hoggle  •  3 months ago
      Worth a try I suppose. The vitally important question is: did he pour diet or fat cola?
    • BERNARD W  •  Edinburgh, Scotland  •  3 months ago
      I take it he had fries with that !.
    • MAUREEN  •  Brixham, England  •  3 months ago
      What kind of cheese was that! lol
    • Judge Dredd  •  3 months ago
      ... it don't take brains to be a criminal, just a major case of the MUNCHIES. Crack pipes, bare-faced cheek, obviously the perp has problems ... but then crack heads often find the will to commit crimes, sometimes at the risk of being shot for their trouble yet cannot hold down jobs - what an extraordinary world we live in, even if you live in Wisconsin.
    • Dee Bee  •  Glasgow, Scotland  •  3 months ago
      if this crack head can walk in and inpersonate a manager then it must be other crack heads that work in the place. a mean comon u can spot a junkie a mile away lol
    • sukhvinder  •  Sutton, England  •  3 months ago
      why could he not called himself a Food Quality Control Officer or Area Manager that way he could have a bigger tray and no one would have suspected him. doh
    • Webmaster G  •  3 months ago
      Given the standard of service I those places, can u really blame him?
    • Andrew  •  Varna, Bulgaria  •  3 months ago
      i HAVE A CHICKEN IN THE OVEN ... HOME MADE STUFFING AND ROASTED SPUDS
    • Flying officer kite  •  London, England  •  3 months ago
      Brilliant, pity for him didn't make his fast food fast enough and get the hell out there
    • Wacker  •  3 months ago
      he should be given an award for eatingthat load of #$%$
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