Yahoo News 19 Tweets By Women This Week That Are Certified Fresh And Certified Hilarious
Summer is here, and in case you didn't need more of a reason to enjoy a Caesar salad, fries, and a Diet Coke...
If you’re looking for something actually worth celebrating this Fourth of July you’re in luck because I have come across some incredible news: IT’S THE CAESAR SALAD CENTENNIAL. Caesar and fries crowd - this is our moment. Don the green on 7/4. It’s only right. pic.twitter.com/9RP8S6SdK1
— Emily Miller (@emily_f_miller) June 4, 2024
Twitter: @emily_f_miller / Wikipedia
And without further ado, here are the funniest tweets by women this week. Make sure you follow these funny ladies on Twitter (aka X)!
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me: *gets something in my eye* brain: put your finger in there too
— Midge (@mxmclain) June 4, 2024
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“Lemon, we’re shifting to a reality tv model. I just bought a show featuring an mature father, seven of his eight children, and their yoga instructor mom who may or may not be Spanish.” pic.twitter.com/a702Al7DfQ
— Rohita Kadambi (@RohitaKadambi) June 6, 2024
Twitter: @RohitaKadambi / NBC
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The walk of shame, but it's my husband finally bringing all the dirty dishes and cups that have accumulated on his desk the past few days into the kitchen.
— Hollie Harris (@allholls) June 5, 2024
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today i'm doing a challenge called wednesday it's where i try to make it through wednesday
— erika (@yeeeerika) June 5, 2024
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Hate when the person sitting next to me on the subway notices me shamelessly reading their texts and starts tilting it out of my view like c’mon lemme have a lil read it’s just me c’mon who am I gonna tell it’s only me
— Keara Sullivan (@superkeara) June 4, 2024
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saying "EMBARGOED" at the beginning of all my gossip so people don't repeat it
— Madeleine Aggeler (@mmaggeler) June 4, 2024
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When one person picks up the check and everyone says they’ll Venmo. https://t.co/7UCjlyqRbY
— SCAM GODDESS (@DivaLaci) March 31, 2024
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happy june to me and my dad’s text after I came out many years ago pic.twitter.com/hYFjWhtXjj
— Molly Elizabeth (@molllyelizabeth) June 1, 2024
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imagine thinking archaeologists are trying to hide discoveries from the public. have you ever even met an archaeologist. they never shut up. they couldn’t keep a secret in a tomb
— madeline odent (@oldenoughtosay) June 4, 2024
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*kissing his receding hairline* promise you’ll stop for me
— lorna shawty (@filthybogwench) June 5, 2024
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as a matter of fact all of my systems are nervous.
— .:RiotGrlErin:. (@RiotGrlErin) June 4, 2024
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do I have a song for you https://t.co/3YWsrzJgCH
— the elder emo (@theelderemox) June 4, 2024
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Returning to work after lunch should be optional!
— HuMMingBird (@Birdhumms) June 4, 2024
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i did just ACCIDENTALLY. NOT ON PURPOSE. UNINTENTIONALLY. sniff some glue. and i will say. i do see what all the fuss is about
— meredith 🍉 (@dietz_meredith) June 5, 2024
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Oh no a child is bothering me in a grocery store I couldn't possibly simply walk away and never see that child again in my entire life.
— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) June 4, 2024
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for ten dollars i’ll wander around your party aimlessly dressed in all black ignoring everyone who tries to talk to me so after the night ends and your guests ask you who was that girl dressed in all black you can say, what girl? i didn’t see any girl.
— nay (dino) 🖤 (@Lilblack_heart) June 4, 2024
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another day as a big girl with a big girl job pic.twitter.com/UqXr2uhQQ4
— Invis🧜♀️ (@invis4yo) June 4, 2024
Twitter: @invis4yo / Warner Bros.
18.
just had to unfollow someone on ig bc their boyfriend is so ugly that seeing him was ruining my instagram experience
— redacted (@aquariusdays) June 3, 2024
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I think it's funny when people talk about the placement of a hair part being in or out of style, like thanks for the info but my hair does not involve me in any of its decision making processes.
— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) June 5, 2024
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