9 unfortunate cases of social media mistaken identity
There was a time when sharing a name with a famous person was a badge of honour at best, or occasional fun-poking in the pub at worst. Then social media came along and made every click of the 'Mentions' tab a living nightmare.
If you though a bit of schoolyard ribbing was tough, spare a thought for these poor souls…
1. @EdwardSnowden – a horseracing fan, not a whistleblower
Not famous: @EdwardSnowden
Famous: @snowden
Getting through US immigration can be terrifying at the best of times, but we can't imagine the rough ride the British Edward Snowden gets when he goes on his summer holidays.
@EdwardSnowden loves his family, friends, horseracing and football, but he's definitely not into whistleblowing, or "helping ISIS" as one Twitter user recently asserted. Unlike his namesake, he might not require a Presidential pardon, but he will accept a Green Card from Obama if there's one going spare.
@ThomasElliot6 @POTUS A Green Card will be fine 😀
- Edward Snowden (@EdwardSnowden) January 14, 2016
2. @JohnLewis – a teacher, not a shop
Not famous: @JohnLewis
Famous: @JohnLewisRetail
Imagine waking up to the Twitterverse complimenting you on how comfortable your knickers are? Welcome to the world of Mr John Lewis (@JohnLewis), a computer science teacher from Blacksberg, Virginia, for whom every day is a Christmas commercial.
@neilonanhst @Polly_Graph @johnlewisretail Every day is Christmas when your name is John Lewis!
- John Lewis (@johnlewis) February 8, 2016
3. @TheAshes – a mom, "not a freakin' cricket match"
Not famous: @TheAshes
Famous: It doesn't have a twitter account, it's a series of cricket matches
We can all agree that The Ashes is a pretty big deal if you're British or Australian. However, if you're a young lady from Massachusetts in the United States... well, not so much.
After being inadvertently embroiled in the endless repartee of an Ashes series, poor Ashley Kerekis – who earned the nickname from her boyfriend - had finally had enough: "I'M NOT A FREAKIN' CRICKET MATCH!" she exclaims on her bio.
I AM NOT A FREAKING CRICKET MATCH!!! That means you @matywilson @zandertrego @thesummats @ atonyboffey @faz1988 and MORE
- Ashley Kerekes (@theashes) November 27, 2010
4. @StevenAvery – a senior citizen, not a convicted killer
Not famous: @StevenAvery
Famous: He's in prison, so not very active on social media
Retired Canadian Steven Avery has 4 tweets to his name and the egg for an avatar. Still, his Twitter bio reads: "A retired senior from Canada, nothing to do with the convicted killer in the USA."
Thanks for nothing, Making A Murderer.
I love thrifting! When I go I think of poor @StevenAvery ... locked up and can't enjoy these deals! 👎 @ManitowocSD pic.twitter.com/a9hfb51In0
- Amy Jo Audagnotti (@AudagnottiJo) January 20, 2016
5. @rvp – a tech executive, not a footballer
Not famous: @rvp
Famous: @Persie_Official
@rvp was brilliant for Arsenal, won the league with United and scored one of the best goals of the 2014 World Cup. Oh wait! @rvp is actually Ravi VS Prasad, co-founder & co-chief executive at Telecom Industry Consultants and not Dutch footy star Robin van Persie?
"I use Twitter for serious business purposes and my corporate clients follow me at @rvp for my views and opinions on telecom and information technology," he told Forbes.
You hear that, football fans? He uses Twitter for serious business, not making fun of his own goal in the Euros. Incredibly, @rvp once bonded on Twitter with fellow abuse recipients @avb and @Moysesy too.
Here he is gooners! Abuse the traitor!!! @rvp
- Footy Memes (@FootyMemes) April 22, 2013
6. @JeremyHunt – a singer, not one of Britain's most hated politicians
Not famous: @jeremyhunt
Famous: @jeremy_hunt
This one reminds us of the movie Office Space, when the character Michael Bolton says, "Why should I change my name? He's the one who sucks!"
Health secretary Jeremy Hunt is so universally disliked thanks to the ongoing junior doctors' contract row that he's even replaced James Blunt in the cockney rhyming slang dictionary. Sharing a name with the unpopular MP doesn't lead to many complimentary Twitter mentions, as US Christian and gospel singer-songwriter (who has albums on iTunes) @JeremyHunt can attest.
@JeremyHunt during a Conservative Central Office briefing on current NHS privatisation initiatives #juniorDrContract pic.twitter.com/V6SR9iMtbw
- Inforectionist (@A11_Seeing_Eye) February 11, 2016
7. @TomBradby – a news anchor, not a US footballer
UK famous: @TomBradby
USA famous: Not on twitter
New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady splits opinion in the United States. If you're from the New England area, he's the second coming, treasured in Boston folklore alongside Norm from Cheers. If you're from one of the other 44 states, he's a no-good, cheating, ball-deflating, Ugg boot-wearing, supermodel-marrying sonofabitch. News At Ten anchor Tom Bradby gets both the loving...
@tombradby we still love you pic.twitter.com/Nqq5q6nPk8
- Broboat Podcast (@BroboatPodcast) February 10, 2016
... and loathing
@tombradby You are are a lying, crying, cheating scumbag
- Victor Rios (@Vrios1555) May 14, 2015
8. @WillSmith – a tech journo, not the Fresh Prince
Not famous: @willsmith
Famous: Not on Twitter
Mistaken identity on Twitter isn't always a bad thing, especially if you share a name with one of the most beloved actors in Hollywood, as tech journo @willsmith has learned.
Most of us wouldn't mind receiving tweets calling us the "Greatest of All Time" even if we were a middle-aged white dude with a beard, rather than one of the world's biggest movie stars.
Oscar Nod or Not, @WillSmith is the G.O.A.T. https://t.co/iZCbYF3xJ2 pic.twitter.com/qfT0Yf1lQL
- BET (@BET) February 5, 2016
9. Okay, we're not touching this one
@taliban We hope to see you on board soon, Tal!
- American Airlines (@AmericanAir) July 16, 2013
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