Ashton Kutcher Says Mila Kunis Wedding Was A ‘Ninja Effort’

Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis achieved what seems like an impossible feat in the celebrity world - Keeping their wedding details totally under wraps.

Nicely done, guys.

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However, as Ashton explained on The Ellen Show, keeping things quiet wasn’t exactly the easiest of tasks.

Quizzed about their decision to keep last July’s nuptials in Oak Glen, California so private, Ashton told Ellen DeGeneres that the couple were concerned about helicopters ruining their private day.

He said: “It was a ninja effort. We really didn’t want helicopters at our wedding and it’s a legitimate concern. I was, like, posting things on social media that were in different locations to avoid it.”

Explaining that they wanted to be able to say their vows at a normal volume, he continued: “We didn’t want to be screaming our vows at each other and being like, ‘Forever! Did you say never?’. We didn’t want to do that thing. We went really under the radar with it.”

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Mission accomplished.

During his appearance on the show, Ashton also spoke about how the couple’s daughter, Wyatt, is getting on, revealing that she loves dancing and joking that children should come with ‘instincts’.

He said: “She’s actually crossed that threshold. That first year, you spend just trying to keep them alive. And then after that, you actually hit a point where your job is to keep them from killing themselves…She tries to kill herself on a regular basis.

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“Like, she doesn’t realise that’s a cliff and that could be dangerous. She’ll just jump off the thing. She don’t know yet.

“You’d think that they would come with instincts around fire and large falls, and they don’t. I don’t understand how prehistoric man lived. How did they in the jungle not jump off waterfalls and just know?”