CBB's Shaun Williamson reveals he once signed a vagina

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Who expected the most sexually explicit story of the Celebrity Big Brother series to come from Shaun Williamson?!

Loveable Barry from EastEnders went all in, or at least partially in (as you'll come to understand), during Wednesday night's highlights show while the celebs were chatting about weird fan encounters.

On any other night, Derek Acorah would have won outright with his anecdote about being approached by a fan who threatened to falsely accuse him of groping her unless he autographed her breasts.

But not on this night. Mild-mannered Shaun, who has been the human equivalent of wallpaper thus far, dropped everyone's jaws with a story that's majorly NSFW and might well make you gag.

"[It was at] Talk of the South, TOTS it's called, nightclub in Southend," he remembered. "Sharpie pen, 20 years ago odd, I signed sort of just inside, a woman. Just inside."

Wait, what?! Sam Thompson chimed in to ask the question that the rest of us were too shook to: Did Barry off EastEnders actually just admit to autographing inside a woman's vagina?

"I signed right in the middle... Just inside, half outside, half inside," Shaun clarified to our everlasting terror.

Well, that detail might actually be slightly more unsettling. Is this why Janine Butcher shoved him off the cliff all those years ago?

While we try to wrap our minds around this baffling story, let's check in with viewers to see if they can talk us through it:

Nope. We're still not okay... Celebrity big Brother continues on Thursday (August 24) at 9pm on Channel 5, followed by Rylan Clark-Neal with Celebrity Big Brother's Bit on the Side at 11.05pm.

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