The conviction of Count Dankula sets a dangerous precedent for freedom of speech

Call me an old stick in the mud but any “joke” that conjures up an image of the Holocaust, child abuse, rape – that sort of thing – just isn’t for me. Racism too, for some reason, doesn’t float my comedy boat. I tried to get into Bernard Manning as a kid, but the fact that he relentlessly called people like me “Paki” put me off him a bit.

Comedy which sets out just to shock or to be nasty isn’t my thing. I have an older brother and grew up with teenaged boys rolling about the place, killing themselves laughing at something massively politically incorrect which left the teen, Lisa Simpson-esque me exasperated. Unless that sort of schtick is terrifically smart or makes a wider satirical point, it bores me. I’m too tired and busy these days to get offended by someone else’s stupid humour.

As a child though, seeing a room full of people laughing heartily at Manning’s racist jokes upset me. Really upset me. I’m glad his jokes existed however. Those ghastly faces roaring with laughter at his offensive (to me) “jokes” put fire in my belly, showed me what I was up against.

The reaction to the likes of Manning came at a crucial point in my life – puberty – in the form of Ben Elton, Alexei Sayle, Rik Mayall, Julian Clary and Jo Brand. BAM! Here were the comedians who spoke for 12-year-old me, tore down the attitudes of the racist, homophobic and misogynist jokers. I was intoxicated by this profession where you could fight the good fight with words that created laughter.

There were an abundance of people who hated this “alternative” comedy as much as I hated Manning but that’s the point – comedy is subjective. You can’t say something isn’t a joke just because you don’t find it funny.

This week I have found myself in the position of defending the rights of someone who comically and politically isn’t my cup of tea. Mark Meechan, aka Count Dankula, made a video of himself training his girlfriend’s pug dog to do a Nazi salute and has been convicted in a Scottish court of “inciting racial hatred”. The charge is so ludicrous I’m half expecting the RSPCA to step in to defend the dog.

After the Bam earthquake in Iran in 2003 I saw a comic at the Comedy Store point out that Bam is an odd name for a place hit by an earthquake. I wanted to cry and thought of the pictures of children in the rubble as the audience laughed. But they had come there from their vantage point and I from mine. I was offended but that was my problem – not the comedian’s or the audience’s.

Of course, it is perfectly acceptable to use freedom of speech to object but not to silence willy-nilly.

Allow me to put it in context if you haven’t seen it, which you should before you make a judgement, rather than just read about it. He starts by saying that his girlfriend thinks the dog is very cute so he was going to teach it to be the “least cute thing in the world... a Nazi”. I think we can all agree with him there. Nazis are among the least adorable people in the world, the very antithesis of cute I’d say. In the video, we see him teach the dog to do a Nazi salute at the command of (and I find these words hard even to type) “gas the Jews” with the same intonation you might use when telling a dog, “here boy!”