Flat Earth Believers Have A Crazy New Theory That Mountains Are Actually Trees

A lot of people thought the fact that we all fly around in aeroplanes would put paid to Flat Earth theory – the idea that our planet isn’t a sphere, but instead a sort of pancake thing.

Those people reckoned without the sheer insanity of the World Wide Web.

There’s now a sizeable minority of ‘Flat Earth truthers’ - who believe the Earth is flat, and communicate their beliefs through YouTube videos and ebooks.

But a new theory from Flat Earthers is even more bonkers - that mountains are actually trees, and that mainstream geology is an ‘elite cover-up’.

Blogger Wayki Wayki says, ‘What if I told you mountains were not mountains, volcanoes were not volcanoes, deserts were not deserts, and canyons were not canyons?

A new documentary ‘Flat Earth Has No Forests’ explains the theory in detail - although you’ll have to have a high tolerance for pure insanity to get through it.

Wayki Wayki, ‘The deception is so deep. It’s like Flat Earth put mainstream science in the coffin, and this information nails it shut. This is not to say all mainstream geologists are “in on it” - hardly any are - they are just parrots of a niche elite grouping of books and theory.

Among the theories for who cut down the giant trees made of stone, Wayki Wayki suggests that it could be giants, a big fire, or ‘Noah went a bit nuts building his boat’.

He also says that the elite may have done it, because, ‘Maybe if the trees grew so big that they reached the dome then they would have to cut them down to hide the truth from us.’