Here are the funniest reactions to Theresa May's Tory Conference speech
Theresa May has finished her closing speech at the Tory Conference in Manchester, and it’s quite the understatement to say that it didn’t go to plan.
After starting relatively smoothly, the speech was quickly derailed by comedian Simon Brodkin, who made his way on stage to hand Theresa May with a mock P45.
It soon went downhill even more, with her voice appearing to falter on several occasions – prompting Philip Hammond to hand her a cough sweet.
Still, one person’s pain is another’s pleasure, and Twitter wasted no time in producing some absolute golden responses to speech.
Like this reaction to Boris Johnson’s apparent refusal to stand up and applaud.
when ur at ur cousin's wedding and ur mum tells u to stand for the hymns pic.twitter.com/FjThLiPirJ
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) October 4, 2017
These perfect illustrations of Theresa May’s attempts to salvage the speech
Theresa May trying to turn this speech around #Cough pic.twitter.com/P3f6IP6ScN
— RANsquawk (@RANsquawk) October 4, 2017
Theresa May's speech in full #CPC17 pic.twitter.com/gKHGFj78nR
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) October 4, 2017
Throughout the speech, she repeatedly used the phrase ‘The British Dream’, and it was ripe for parody.
Ahh, The British Dream… pic.twitter.com/vKOfmLhEtP
— Paul Schofield (@schofey27) October 4, 2017
The #BritishDream pic.twitter.com/elOHwBlscQ
— Andrew Seaton (@AndrewSeaton) October 4, 2017
The British Dream pic.twitter.com/1CMrpQLVFT
— (((DaveH))) (@freudianskippy) October 4, 2017
And just when Theresa May thought that her nightmare was over, it got even worse – with a series of letters appearing to fall off the walls behind her.
Further calamity!
Some letters have dropped off the sign.
“has to put up with Boris as PM” was originally after “everyone”. pic.twitter.com/2Z7zu4K3S6
— Cuck Rogers (@twlldun) October 4, 2017
We've also dropped an E now, which actually starts to explain some of the things that have happened in the last hour pic.twitter.com/6IU6hxhTpR
— Philip Sim (@BBCPhilipSim) October 4, 2017
We now go live to brexit pic.twitter.com/L4qHXFVreI
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) October 4, 2017
We expect that Theresa May will be pretty glad that the speech is finally over. Now, will someone PLEASE fetch her a glass of water.