Jimmy Fallon Trolls Trump And His Legal Team With 'Most Likely' Cause Of Red Hand Marks

Lee Moran

Updated 19 January 2024 at 10:15 am·1-min read

Jimmy Fallon on Thursday joined in with the speculation about red marks that were pictured on the hands of former President Donald Trump this week.

The “Tonight Show” host aired a spoof CNN report in which a voice-over suggested that Trump may have “grabbed a hot dog straight off the 7-Eleven rollers,” “touched a Bible” or “got rug burn from Donald Trump Jr.’s leash.”

The “most likely explanation,” though, was Trump “finger-painting the face of his new lawyer, Wilson the volleyball,” the narrator joked, referencing the ever-changing cast of attorneys representing the former president and the inanimate friend of Tom Hanks’ character Chuck Noland in the hit movie “Cast Away.”

Watch Fallon’s full monologue here:

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