Kebab Shop Customer Coolly Continues His Meal as Brawl Breaks Out in Front of Him

A man who coolly continued to eat his kebab and chips while a brawl broke out right in front of him at a fast-food restaurant in Portsmouth has been earning praise, and memes, on Twitter for his phlegmatic approach to late-night dining.

Southsea resident Beth Deakin witnessed the brawl, on January 10, and said the chaotic scenes “all started over cheeseburgers”. Her video also captured one nonplussed costumer, who quietly continued eating as blows were traded just a few feet away.

The footage shows two customers arguing with staff behind the counter. Several staff members then move swiftly out onto the shop floor, where all hell breaks loose. Credit: Beth Deakin via Storyful