Kim Kardashian would rather not date a bald bloke

Apologies to the shiny heads out there.

Kim Kardashian attends the Time100 Gala, celebrating the 100 most influential people in the world, at Frederick P. Rose Hall, Jazz at Lincoln Center on Wednesday, April 26, 2023, in New York. (Photo by Evan Agostini/Invision/AP)
Kim Kardashian pictured at the Time100 Gala on April 26, 2023. (Photo by Evan Agostini/Invision/AP)

Kim Kardashian has admitted she'd rather not have a "balding" partner.

Now single after three marriages - Damon Thomas for four years, Kris Humphries for two and Kanye West for eight - the iconic media personality revealed her detailed taste in men in the latest episode of The Kardashians season 3.

While preparing for a Dolce and Gabbana fashion show in Italy, Kardashian told several of her closest pals that potential suitors must "protect" and "fight for me" before reeling off a list of credentials.

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"Calm, no mom or dad issues, patient, supportive, genuinely happy for me, successful. Good teeth, spontaneous, fun, my friends and family love him.

"Someone that can be a role model for my kids, especially that my boys can look up to," she continued.

Kim Kardashian, left and Kanye West arrive at the 57th annual Grammy Awards at the Staples Center on Sunday, Feb. 8, 2015, in Los Angeles. (Photo by Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP)
Controversial rapper Kanye West and Kardashian were married for eight years in total, welcoming four kids. (Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP)

Kardashian, who once publicly leapt to daughter North's defence after her painting skills were questioned, also mentioned a preferred lack of "heavy baggage" in her ideal man.

"Teeth are one of my biggest turn-ons," she noted. "The straighter, the hornier I'll get. Just kidding, but not kidding...'"

The final element of this Frankenstein lover? No baldness.

"But then I don't know, if I'm also in love, I'll rub your bald head," Kardashian joked.

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This comes after her ex-husband Thomas labelled the star "irresponsible" for dismissing their relationship as an ecstasy-fuelled mistake.

"Because it happened in the past, you can try to sweep it under the rug but you don't stay married to somebody or be with somebody for four to five years and it's just based off of you getting high off of ecstasy, you know?" he said.

"That doesn't make any sense at all."

The Kardashians streams on Disney+ in the UK.

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