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In the list below, we’ve gathered more than a dozen of television’s most memorable sound bites from the past seven days, including moments both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.
This time around, we’ve got some words of advice for Wheel of Fortune’s Pat Sajak from The Daily Show‘s Jon Stewart, an unfortunate (and likely painful!) Panera mention in The Boys and a rousing Bridgerton discussion on The View.
Also featured in this week’s roundup: double doses of Sweet Tooth and Criminal Minds: Evolution, plus quotable moments from The 1% Club, The Real Housewives of New Jersey, Days of Our Lives, Bridgerton, Doctor Who and Presumed Innocent.
Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves! (With contributions from Nick Caruso, Vlada Gelman, Keisha Hatchett, Matt Webb Mitovich, Ryan Schwartz and Andy Swift)
SWEET TOOTH (Episode 7)
“That was close.”
“Too close.”
“Is it always like this with you guys?”
“Yeah.”
“Pretty much.”
Birdie (Amy Seimetz) gets a sense of the danger that Big Man (Nonso Anozie) and Gus (Christian Convery) have been living through
SWEET TOOTH (Episode 8)
“If we live our lives the best we can, we can leave this world a little better than when we found it.”
Pubba (Will Forte) leaves Gus (Convery) with one last bit of heartwarming advice
CRIMINAL MINDS: EVOLUTION
“How’s it going?”
“How do you think it’s going?”
“Fair enough.”
Ask a teen who had to abruptly move out of town and ghost all her friends because her father is an accused serial killer a dumb question….
CRIMINAL MINDS: EVOLUTION (Bonus Quote!)
“Open window, huh? Gotta admit, I’m impressed you hauled your ass so quickly.”
“You know, Pilates, upper body work, a little help from SWAT…. Now just gimme a second, I think I pulled… everything.”
Tara (Aisha Tyler) gives David (Joe Mantegna) props for his derring-do
DAYS OF OUR LIVES
“I’ve always been an excellent marksman.”
“Yeah, yeah, I’ve got the scar to prove it. Weren’t you the guy who accidentally shot Marlena at her wedding when you were trying to shoot my brother Eric?”
“You have one off day and it’s all anyone remembers.”
Just another casual exchange between Xander (Paul Telfer) and Brady (Eric Martsolf)
THE DAILY SHOW
“Have you thought about just doing Mondays? Because you can phone that f—ker in.”
THE BOYS (Episode 1)
“You ever seen War Games? What am I saying, look at you. Of course you’ve seen f—king War Games.”
Victoria (Claudia Doumit) talks mutually assured destruction with Hughie
THE BOYS (Episode 3)
“God, I’ve given him everything. I haven’t had a doctor’s appointment in three f—king years. Countless UTIs, enough yeast infections to open a Panera.”
Ashley (Colby Minifie) rants about Homelander
THE 1% CLUB
“I’m so sorry that Batman caught you after you tried to poison the Gotham reservoir, but still, you look amazing.”
Host Patton Oswalt is a real Joker with a natty contestant
PRESUMED INNOCENT
“How’d it go with Dr. Rush?”
“You would have liked it, she completely took your side.”
“Of course she did, I’m the cuckoldee.”
Or is the term cuckoldess, Barbara (Ruth Negga)?
THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY
“Just remember, you’re the poster child for mortgage fraud!”
When Teresa goes low, John Fuda goes lower!
DOCTOR WHO
“Ruby, Rose… Rose, Ruby…. Two different shades of red!”
The Doctor (Ncuti Gatwa) is tickled pink making introductions
DOCTOR WHO (Bonus Quote!)
“Probable trap… 100%.”
Morris Gibbons (Lenny Rush) offers one final update on UNIT’s uninvited guest
BRIDGERTON
“Not every attachment must be dramatic and hard-fought.”
Francesca (Hannah Dodd) eloquently defends her romance with John Stirling (Victor Alli) against her mother Violet (Ruth Gemmell), who had reservations about them as a couple.
THE VIEW
“I could never do a six-minute sex scene. First of all, shouting ‘get off of me’ only takes four seconds.”
Joy Behar can’t wrap her mind around Bridgerton’s six-minute sex scene
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