I Spent Way, Way Too Much Time On The Internet Last Month, So Here Are The 26 Funniest Political Tweets I Could Find
April is officially complete, but the political humor from last month is unforgettable. I scoured my timeline to find the funniest political tweets out there, so let's dive into a good ol' recap. Oh, and don't forget the most important thing:
“Get your Gyatt to the polls and Rizz up that Skibidi Ballot!” pic.twitter.com/BIOmTWzqRu
— james penis (@ball_kn0wer) November 20, 2023
CNN / @ball_kn0wer
Now, let's get into it:
1.
why is Joe Biden in law and order pic.twitter.com/LloFBv32a5
— doctor boneman (@iloveminigolf) April 15, 2024
@iloveminigolf
2.
— kira 👾 (@kirawontmiss) April 28, 2024
@kirawontmiss
3.
Every dog with Republican owners today. pic.twitter.com/t7ZWBbfuDS
— 𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕖 (@SundaeDivine) April 27, 2024
@SundaeDivine
4.
8 years ago I met gaga and joe biden and secret service took my gaga magazine and returned it signed by joe pic.twitter.com/0KkJrHhcCs
— jake (@luvforsaIe) April 7, 2024
@luvforsaIe
5. "Juror #7 has been selected."
Ok- this is kinda funny. pic.twitter.com/6IOFT9A0jY
— Democrat, Environmentalist, & the establishment (@BlueSteelDC) April 18, 2024
@BlueSteelDC
6.
When I’m at Texas Roadhouse and I see my steak and potato come out after I’ve smashed 2 baskets of rolls and cinnamon butter. pic.twitter.com/qtdXyhRR1V
— Vanessa (@Nessakins_) April 30, 2024
The Washington Post / Getty Images / @Nessakins
7.
It’s crossing the border, someone tell Greg Abbott pic.twitter.com/UVlTusiTIi
— swagner (@BayouBikeyBoi) April 8, 2024
@BayouBikeyBoi
8.
JUST IN: Biden says 'Four more years. Pause.' pic.twitter.com/kyDPapk8gJ
— The Spectator Index (@spectatorindex) April 24, 2024
Forbes Breaking News / @spectatorindez / Via youtube.com
9.
nothing will ever top this headline pic.twitter.com/cLPt1e9D2z
— sean (@_sn_n) April 22, 2024
Mandel Ngan / Getty Images / @_sn_n
10.
dc will always be so funny pic.twitter.com/9LfAxOQjSB
— Sam Alberti (@sam_alberti) April 9, 2024
@sam_alberti
11.
threatening us with a good time pic.twitter.com/kIn6I3ygYk
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 23, 2024
@atrupar / Via Twitter: @atrupar
12.
Does…does she know the sun is coming back https://t.co/B9sCaz887W
— Stu (@RandBallsStu) April 7, 2024
@RandBallsStu / @KARK4News
13.
Where people live? https://t.co/PwniANKoJV
— ettingermentum🥥🌴 (@ettingermentum) April 18, 2024
@ettingermentum / @NickyScatz
14.
Trump def got a deep plane facelift he not playing this election.. https://t.co/JvEQy4fpuv
— ɬყཞą (@tyrannyblck) April 29, 2024
@RyanGarcia / @tyrannyblck
15.
https://t.co/kGZcUYdR7k pic.twitter.com/wnLN1XgWeY
— James Line (@jameslineky) April 16, 2024
@jameslineky / @Rob_Flaherty
16.
Me walking into the newly lit metro stations pic.twitter.com/21JwnJ03ra https://t.co/3mmuU9pixS
— Keith (@nagy_minaj) April 23, 2024
NBC / @wmata / @nagy_minaj / Via youtube.com
17.
If you're looking for eclipse glasses right now you understand why same day voter registration is important
— Jake M. Grumbach (@JakeMGrumbach) April 8, 2024
@JakeMGrumbach
18.
Lincoln to Ulysses S. Grant: pic.twitter.com/OLYpzze4ej
— Paul McCallion (@OrangePaulp) April 12, 2024
@OrangePaulp
19.
C-SPAN auto captions pic.twitter.com/Mm7nuLYk8E
— Drew Savicki (@DrewSav) April 17, 2024
C-SPAN / @DrewSav
20.
If you go vote and it’s a school gym or whatever, you should get to shoot a 3 for an extra vote
— Billy Hurley (@BillyHurls) April 2, 2024
@BillyHurls
21.
oh he’s BROKE broke https://t.co/9BLjC87WRs
— emilie frank (@emiliepfrank) April 29, 2024
@emiliepfrank / @MrSantosNY
22.
The US Supreme Court be like: https://t.co/lcpVKCundd pic.twitter.com/yBfmQMz9bg
— sean (@_sn_n) April 15, 2024
20th Television Animation / @_sn_n
23.
Breaking - A small earthquake has hit New Jersey including Trump's golf course pic.twitter.com/ZtM8ciQOS7
— TheRealThelmaJohnson (@TheRealThelmaJ1) April 5, 2024
@TheRealThelmaJ1
24.
"I just don't see a path to victory here for Aubrey." pic.twitter.com/IBJrKGYq4k
— Travon (@Travon) April 30, 2024
MSNBC / @Travon
25.
Congress be like: https://t.co/KS23g584dC
— The Notorious J.O.V. (@whotfisjovana) April 27, 2024
@beyoncegarden / @whotfisjovana
26.
If this is my greatest contribution to society before I die, I'm satisfied pic.twitter.com/aVf4LkqK7b
— I Shot Up With Lysol (@BlackKnight10k) April 16, 2024
@BlackKnight10k
In the comments below, let us know your favorite tweet from April's roundup. If you missed March's political roundup, check it out here, and we'll see you back in June!