#SuggestAPolicyForUkip: from mandatory Morris dancing to banning 'foreign weather', Paul Nuttall's integration policy is widely mocked online
Ukip's policy launch on Monday didn't go exactly to plan. First the party was forced to clarify its stance on nuns and beekeepers, and then their leader Paul Nuttall locked himself in a room to hide from journalists.
After this came the inevitable social media storm, with #SuggestAPolicyForUkip becoming the top Twitter trend as many mocked the party's integration policies, which included banning Muslim face coverings and imposing mandatory medical checks on girls suspected of being at risk of female genital mutilation.
This descended into farce when the party was asked whether they would ban the clothing of beekeepers and nuns, and social media joined in.
Eventually, people began 'helpfully' coming up with policy ideas for the party.
No hijabs for jam jars #SuggestAPolicyForUKIPpic.twitter.com/SW851fWYLF
— TheGeographer (@c9shark) April 24, 2017
#SuggestAPolicyForUKIP Ban Nandos, as food that isn't bread and water is a 'Terrorist Risk'.
— R Evans (@Mativenko80) April 25, 2017
@dect69@WillBlackWriter By law, all takeaway restaurants will offer 'Best of British' menus featuring luncheon-meat, scotch egg & cream teas. #SuggestAPolicyForUKIP
— Barry Anderson (@BarryAndersonUK) April 25, 2017
#SuggestAPolicyForUKIP
Ban croissants
German Shepherds to start paying tax
Mecca Bingo to be deported
No fun
Ale for all school children— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) April 24, 2017
#SuggestAPolicyForUKIP get a leader who is elected as an MP
— Parveen Agnihotri (@Parveen_Comms) April 24, 2017
French and German lessons in schools replaced by teaching pupils to speak English slowly and loudly to foreigners #SuggestAPolicyForUKIP
— Dan Holden (@danrholden) April 24, 2017
All Indian restaurants must have bangers and mash on the menu #SuggestapolicyforUKIP
— Dave cunny (@cunndv) April 24, 2017
#SuggestAPolicyForUKIP Compulsory Morris dancing, and forced feeding of jellied eels and pickled eggs None of that foreign muck!
— Layne Trumpypoos (@laynetrumpy) April 24, 2017
All passenger airplanes to have two right wings #SuggestAPolicyForUKIP
— Chris (@AndrewsC1973) April 24, 2017
The leader of Ukip was forced to hide as he avoided answering whether he would stand as an MP in the upcoming general election.
He eventually was ushered out of the room as the press pack followed him.
One journalist tried to make him answer by getting into the taxi outside, which was waiting for Paul Nuttall.
However, he was unceremoniously removed, and Mr Nuttall sped off, leaving the question unanswered.