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The 32 Best Quotes From The Goonies

Kelly West

24 May 2024 at 8:00 pm

Yes, "Hey You Guys" is on the list.

“Trust in your old mother, boys!” - Mama Fratelli

“Our Last Goonie Weekend” - Mouth

“Hey, I bet you guys thought I was gonna drop it, huh?” - Chunk

“I would really like the house clean when they tear it down” - Mrs. Walsh

“Kind of Like Us, Mike. The Goonies.” - Chunk, “I’m not a reject,” - Mouth

“Now it’s his most flattest thing in the world. Let’s go!” - Mouth

“I’m James Bond, 007, not 00-Negative!” - Data

“The only thing we serve here is tongue,” - Mama Fratelli

“Dead things, Mikey, dead things!” - Chunk

“Oh, come on, come on! Where are you? You’re in the clouds and we are in a basement!” - Stef

“I smell ice cream.” - Chunk

“Lets” “Get Out Of” “Here!” “Like Now!” - Goonies

“Hey you guys!” - Sloth

“Ok, I’ll talk! In third grade I cheated on my history exam…” - Chunk

“That’s what I said, booby traps!” - Data

“I made a noise like this: Huehhh. Huehhh. Huehhh. HUEHHHHHH….” - Chunk

“Ma, I’m beginning to like this kid, ma.” - Jake, "Hit puree!” - Mama Fratelli

“Yeah, but you know what? This one. This one right here. This was my dream, my wish. And it didn’t come true. So I’m taking it back. I’m taking them all back.” - Mouth

“Goonies never say die!” Mikey

“Geez, mister, you’re even hungrier than I am.” - Chunk

“Just like that last prank about all the little creatures that multiply when you throw water on them…” - The Sheriff

“Yeah, Mikey’s been through here all right…” Chunk

“Slick shoes? Are you crazy?!” - The Goonies

“This is nothing like my mother’s Steinway…” Andy

"Then some guy up there tells me I have stupid inventions. And I've been spending months and months studying them and inventing them..." - Data

“It’s Willy. It’s One-Eyed Willy!” - Mikey

“We will not be taken alive, Mikey!” - Data

“You’re my best invention” - Data’s father

“Sloth, you’re gonna live with me now. I’m gonna take care of ya. Cause I love ya.” - Chunk

"Walsh, you're looking at the richest people in Astoria. Now, sign it." - Mr. Perkins

Yes, "Hey You Guys" is on the list.

Growing up in the 1980s, The Goonies was easily one of the most quotable movies for me as a kid (the same could be said for quoting just about any John Hughes movie for that matter). In fact I still consider The Goonies to be one of the best ‘80s movies for all of its adventure and humor, the kids vs. grownups story, not to mention its cast of young and talented actors. After revisiting the 1985 movie, here are my picks for the best quotes.

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