Glasgow Woman Returns to Office After Realizing She Left Banana in Drawer Weeks Ago

A woman in Glasgow woke up on May 12 with the terrible realization that she had left a banana in her desk nine weeks ago when the lockdown began.

Mhairi-Louise Brennan said she couldn’t stop thinking about the abandoned fruit, with visions of a “squidgy, liquid mess surrounded by fruit flies and maggots” haunting her.

So, she headed back to the office to inspect the damage. Thankfully, she said, the was no smell. And, instead of an oozing mess, she was “shocked” to find the banana had merely shriveled to
“some kind of black crispy cardboard material.”

Brennan nonetheless gave her desk “a good clean.” Credit: Mhairi-Louise Brennan via Storyful