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27 Hilarious Bill Murray Quotes From '80s And '90s Movies

Hugh Scott

23 April 2024 at 10:00 pm

It's never a dull moment with the great Bill Murray.

"He slimed me. I feel so funky." - Ghostbusters

"Check me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key…" - Caddyshack

"You want a prediction about the weather, you're asking the wrong guy. I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life." - Groundhog Day

"Isn't this a breakthrough, that I'm a sailor? I sail? I sail now? Ahoy!" - What About Bob?

"And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice." - Caddyshack

"Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats, living together! Mass hysteria!" - Ghostbusters

"There is one thing that we all have in common: we were all stupid enough to enlist in the Army. We're mutants. There's something wrong with us, something very, very wrong with us." - Stripes

"IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER!" - Meatballs

"I'd keep playing. I don't think the heavy stuff's gonna come down for quite a while." - Caddyshack

"Here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone." - Rushmore

"Finally! Big Ern is above the law!" - Kingpin

"C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like going into Wisconsin." - Stripes

"It reminds me of my favorite poem, which is, 'Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic... and so am I!'" - What About Bob?

"Nice shootin, Tex!" - Ghostbusters

"A former greenskeeper now about to become the Master's champion. It looks like a miraculous - it's in the hole! It's in the hole!" - Caddyshack

"Did you try staples?" - Scrooged

"I think I need a root canal. A long, slow root canal." - Little Shop Of Horrors

"This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather. I, for one, am very grateful to have been here. From Punxsutawney, this is Phil Connors. So long." - Groundhog Day

"Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual." - Stripes

"Do me a favor, will you? Would you mind washing off that perfume before you come back to our table?" - Kingpin

"They're like the Vietcong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower." - Caddyshack

"There are two types of people in this world: Those who like Neil Diamond, and those who don't. My ex-wife loves him." - What About Bob?

"Let's suck in the guts guys, we’re the Ghostbusters." - Ghostbusters II

"I think that we owe a big round of applause to our newest, bestest buddy, and big toe... Sergeant Hulka." - Stripes

"So your alien had a room at the Holiday Inn, Paramus?" - Ghostbusters II

"Groundhog Day used to mean something in this town. They used to pull the hog out, and they used to eat it. You're hypocrites, all of you!" - Groundhog Day

"Back off man, I'm a scientist." - Ghostbusters

Bill Murray ruled the '80s and '90s at the box office for good reason. He was really funny. Here are some of his best quotes that kept him on top.

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