30 Of The Funniest Marvel Cinematic Universe Quotes

Dirk Libbey

5 May 2024 at 5:00 pm

The MCU has had some hilarious moments, but here are the best.

"Tony Stark Was Able To Build This In A Cave, With A Box Of Scraps!"- Iron Man

"Don't Make Me Hungry. You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Hungry" - The Incredible Hulk

"Sir, I'm Gonna Have To Ask You To Exit The Donut." - Iron Man 2

"You Don't Have One Of Those, Do You?" - Captain America: The First Avenger

"That Man Is Playing Galaga! Thought We Wouldn't Notice, But We Did." - The Avengers

"You're In A Relationship With Me. Everything Will Never Be Okay." - Iron Man 3

"This Is So Unlike You, Brother. So Clandestine. Are You Sure You Wouldn't Rather Just Punch Your Way Out?" - Thor: The Dark World

"Don't Look At Me. I Do What He Does, Just Slower." - Captain America: The Winter Soldier

"The City Is Flying. We're Fighting An Army Of Robots. And I have A Bow And Arrow. None Of This Makes Sense." - Avengers: Age of Ultron

"Nothing Goes Over My Head. My Reflexes Are Too Fast. I Would Catch It." - Guardians of the Galaxy

"Baskin-Robbins Always Finds Out!" - Ant-Man

"Anybody On Our Side Hiding Any Shocking And Fantastic Abilities They'd Like To Disclose? I'm Open To Suggestions." - Captain America: Civil War

"Just Wong? Like Adele? Or Aristotle? Drake, Bono, Eminem…" - Doctor Strange

“I’m Mary Poppins, Y’all!” - Guardians Of The Galaxy, Vol. 2

"So…You Got Detention." - Spider-Man: Homecoming

"He's A Friend From Work!" - Thor: Ragnarok

"You Cannot Talk One More Word, And I Will Feed You To My Children! I'm Kidding. We're Vegetarians." - Black Panther

"Dude, You're Embarrassing Me In Front Of The Wizards." - Avengers: Infinity War

"You Want A Juice Box And Some String Cheese?" - Ant-Man and the Wasp

"If Toast Is Cut Diagonally, I Can't Eat It." - Captain Marvel

"Honestly, Until This Exact Second I Thought You Were A Build-A Bear" - Avengers: Endgame

"I Thought That You Could Sense That With Your Peter-Tingle." - Spider-Man: Far From Home

“This Will Be A Cool Way To Die.” - Black Widow

"That's When I Knew. If They Can Teach Those Monkeys To Act That Brilliantly, Just Imagine What I Could Bring To The World." - Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

"Fall Collection, IKEA. Ass." - Eternals

"The Avengers?!? That’s Great!… What Is That?!" - Spider-Man: No Way Home

"Yeah, But Given The Choice Between The Archer With The Mohawk And Several Bug-Themed Crime Fighters, Or One Of The Most Powerful Magic Wielders On The Planet, It's An Easy Call." - Doctor Strange In The Multiverse Of Madness

"I Love Being King And I Love My People, But It's All Meetings And Ravenmail And Meetings That Could Have Been Ravenmail" - Thor: Love And Thunder

"A Colonizer In Chains. Now I Have Seen Everything." - Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

The MCU has had some hilarious moments, but here are the best.

The Marvel Cinematic Universe has always been home to incredible superhero action, but the franchise is based on something called the "comic" book, after all, so it wouldn't be fair to the medium if the movies weren't also quite funny. Luckily, humor has never been lacking in the MCU.

There have been some absolutely hilarious lines delivered throughout the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Choosing the funniest Marvel lines is a bit like trying to pick the best movie, but as in all things, we try.

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The MCU has had some hilarious moments, but here are the best.

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